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About: My transformation into a bitter and angry old woman is almost complete.

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succulentthighs:

Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends 

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jaclcfrost:

"how are you doing?"

[makes several vague hand gestures and various noises rather than giving an actual answer]

(via adorablebadass)

straightallies:

necessary-sass:

queercorn:

*straight people voice* is he… you know…

Oh sure it’s ok for a gay person to make fun of straight people but if it’s the other way around its homophobic and bigotry

Yes, that is correct

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hanjizo:

cries bc i wish we were able to buy these

titan kigurumis ヽ(○´∀`)ノ

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notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

notkingkong:

this gets funnier every year 

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needlekind:

important character development questions

  • under what circumstances do they lick a thing to claim it as their own
  • what are their feelings, hypothetical or otherwise, regarding the High School Musical series
  • whose face(s) would they draw dicks on in sharpie if they saw them passed out on a couch at a party
  • what would their reaction be to seeing Frozen in theaters and witnessing Hans doing the douchebag thing
  • i dunno where to go from here; i made this post solely for the HSM one

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wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

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piratescarfy:

*gets down on one knee* will you help me drive a giant robot and kill aliens

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crazyintheeast:

Regular Shows

Female character

  • Oh my god I have feelings for another girl. Am I a lesbian?
  • Oh my god I slept with another girl
  • Drama
  • Anxiety
  • We must hide this
  • What will people say
  • What will my family say
  • How do I deal with this

 Orphan Black

 Delphine

  • I have feelings for another girl
  • Hmm well sexuality is a spectrum..
  • Give me some sugar baby

(via adorablebadass)

keyblade-assassin:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”

keyblade-assassin:

imagine actually making this scene. i bet the director said to the writers “ok. i want you all to imagine the most random assassination scenario ever.”

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harry-frickin-potter:

DO YOU EVER GET A REALLY GOOD HUG FROM SOMEONE AND YOU’RE LIKE WAIT NO HUG ME MORE

(via thegardenofedon)

whitewhine:

Classic first world mistake right here.
Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

whitewhine:

Classic first world mistake right here.

Like the site? You’ll love the book (probably)

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