if someone tells you your clothing style is gay, respond with:
"yeah, it came out of the closet this morning."
it’s the natmobile
reblogging again cause that’s fucking gold.
"The Natmobile". Totally naming my next car that.
THIS NEEDS TO BE DISCUSSED
#like are you kidding me#i have dinner to make#im gonna be 14 minutes late already because i had to drive across town to get the soy milk#cant believe they were out#I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS I HAVE MOTHERLY THINGS TO DO#WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MY SHOW IS ON AT 8 AND I WILL BE DAMNED IF YOU EFF THIS UP FOR ME#DO NOT TOUCH ME I HAVE HAD SELF DEFENSE CLASSES#I HAVE A RAPE WHISTLE#I WAS SLEEPING WITH A COP FOR FOUR MONTHS DO YOU THINK I CANT KILL YOU#DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO MAKE A POT ROAST#I DONT THINK YOU DO#NOW IS NOT A GOOD EFFING TIME (x)
#I SLEPT WITH A COP FOR FOUR MONTHS DO YOU THINK I CAN’T KILL YOU
if you ever feel bad about your social life just remember when we first moved into my house it took my neighbours 4 months to realise my mum and dad had two kids (my brother and i) because i was always in my room
Ryon and Felicia’s Simple Rules for Halloween Safety (x)
Awesome gif set! Check out Co-Optitude today!
The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.
Sobs happily, applauds, and awards the appropriate merit badge (#005).
I replied to a dick pic with an even bigger dick pic and the dude blocked me.
APPARENTLY some people don’t appreciate pictures of dicks. WHAT A CRAZY CONCEPT?!?
I am doing this from now on. Fellas you have been warned.
this is so great.
fun tip: say ‘another gender’ instead of ‘the opposite gender’ and crush the binary beneath your feet