Today’s Gender of the day is: Giga Drill Breaker
thank u to my friend zevri for opening my eyes to how well so many Ron Swanson lines go with Lin.
Also made me realize how much I want Lin and Mako to have a Ron and April thing going on.
Me: * whines about the many things I have to do that’ll take hours
Me: * eats in bed all day as I whine
girls in oversized plaids kill me
i want to kiss you and take cute pictures with you and go on stupid dates but I also want tO DESTRYO YOU AT MAR IO KART
"It doesn’t sound like you featuring me or me featuring you, it sounds like us." +
I want to be kissed angrily.
I want a girl who has had an extremely bad day and is mad at the world, shove me against a wall and kiss me until both our lips start to bruise. I want her to pour out all the anger shes feeling and shove it down my lungs, and then I want to push back. Not with force but with air, I want to turn that anger into love and turn the bruising kiss soft. I want to remind her that life is too beautiful to hate.
This is absolutely perfect.
Its decided my life goal is now to star in an infomercial
How do white people survive?